Been slow blogging today; my boss has been cracking the whip. He asked me to generate a list of the Top 35 men and women for the magazine.
And make sure you check the spelling, Bodo! he hollered.
Yes, sir!
Thanks to the miracle of software and my expertise with computers, this was easy! I just copied and pasted in the names, ran the computer's built-in Spell Check software, and closed the office door so I could take a nice long nap.
Men: Roger Feeder, Rafael Nodal, Andy Reddish, Marta Stain, Lepton Hewitt, Andre Gassy, Inlay Davydenko, Guillermo Curia, David Albanian, Mariano Puerto, Gaston Audio, Richard Racquet, David Ferret, Thomas Johansson, Ivan Juicy, Raked Stephanie, Tommy Rob redo, Fernando Gonzalez, Dominick Throaty, Juan Carlos Ferrari, Robby Ginnery, Taylor Dent, Felicia no Lopez, Mario Antic, Jury Novak, Mikhail Youth, Max Minnie, Tim He-man, Greg Ruse ski, Guillermo Cannas, Olivier Roaches, Carlos Maya, Sebastian Grosbeak, James Blake, Joachim Johansson.
Women: Maria Saratoga, Lindsay Davenport, Kim Cloisters, Amelia Maurizio, Justine Henin-Hardenne, Mary Pierce, Venus Williams, Elena Dementia, Nadia Pretoria, Patty Schneider, Serena Williams, Anastasia Masking, Alicia Moil, Setline Kuznetsova, Nathalie Duchy, Elena Likhovtseva, Jelena Anodic, Ana Avionic, Daniel Hantuchova, Elena Bovina, Francesca Shaven, Vera Zvonarva, Anna-Lena Greenfield, Nicole Vaidisova, Diner Sabina, Tatiana Gloving, Silvia Farina Elias, Maria Virulence, Fluvial Piñata, Angel Medina Garages, Shay Pang, Ai Sugiyama, Gisela Delco, Kara Kuokalova.
Now I'm gonna put my shoes back on now and march right in and demand that long overdue raise. Trust me, with these guys, you gotta strike while the iron is hot!