It was, by any account, an extraordinary day at Wimbledon, and with signature flair I missed most of it. You know how it is in journalism; some days, you eat the bear. Other days, the bear eats you. So that explains why my stomach is so empty that I could eat a steak-and-kidney pie, and I've got bite and claw marks all over my face and arms. Call me Grizzly Man. But anyway, there I was, struggling with a Graveyard Court piece that I squeezed out with all the grace and facility of someone trying to carry a television set down four flights of narrow stairs. Bump, bump, crash!!!!
Every time I found myself trying to grab a slippery adjective or verb, I'd look up at the televison monitor mounted at eye level at my desk and someone or other was into overtime in the fifth set; there was Feliciano Lopez, cranking a go-for-broke, slice second serve at match point, or spidery Mario Ancic shanking a volley while Fernando Verdsco was knocking red clay out of his shoes and wondering whether the U.S. Open isn't onto something, with that fifth-set tiebreaker thing. Should we talk distractions? It was like trying to get your thoughts organized while bouncing around inside a washing machine during the rinse cycle.
But enough about me. How about "Mr Muscle", aka Andy Murray?
As usual, when things get sufficiently visceral and gritty - and near the end there, the Murray vs. Richard Gasquet match was avert-your-face brutal; the tabloids always find the least charming but most pointed way to put it all in perspective. Hence, TheSun, which makes its way churning out a steady stream of topless shots of Essex girls in bad underwear and tales of disgraced soccer stars and magistrates, really did put it best on the back page:
9:30pm - And we finally find a Wimbledon heavyweight
HE's MR. MUSCLE!
Thanks, Sun. I couldn't have put it better myself (and now I don't have to even bother trying).
Under other circumstances, the irony in the appellation would be too delicious, given that the pale and skinny Murray's most lethal assets sometimes appear to be those prominent teeth. But "Mr Muscle" was a reference to Murray's reaction when he finally won the match, in the late stage of dusk familar to y'all as Sampras-Rafter light, after being down two sets and a break late in the third. Upon converting match point, Murray bared his right bi-cep and flexed - a gesture, he later explained, meant to communicate his appreciation to fitness trainers Matt Little and Jez Green. "You know, Ive been putting in so much work off the court, and it was the first time this year that I've really had a chance to show it.. ." Murray paused. "You know, it was maybe a little weak (laughter). But yeah, I decided that's what I wanted to do at the end of the match."
I appreciate Murray's self-effacement, but the flex could also be interpreted as a long-awaited signal that he's finally ready to assert himself in the events that most matter in tennis - at those, the Grand Slams, he had seemed until now content to play the role of the proverbial 98-pound weakling. This is his first quarterfinal at a major, but in all fairness, the bullies haven't been kicking sand in his face for all that long. Is anyone else surprised to learn that this is just his 11th appearance in a major? Hail, it took Roger Federer 8 majors to get to the quarters, so even before yesterday, you couldn't exactly call Murray a lost cause.
Gasquet is revered by some as Baby Federer, and routinely trashed here as bizarro-world Federer. Whichever you prefer, he was trapped yesterday in one of those matches which, after a certain point is passed, begins to roll away with the same ghastly sense of inevitability that characterizes a nightmare featuring open elevator shafts, sprinting on water, or losing your brakes on a dizzying downhill pitch with the switchbacks coming up fast. You could see what was coming, and intuitively understand that Gasquet wasn't going to be able to get out of the way. It very quickly became obvious that the only hope Gasquet had was the off-chance that Murray would succumb to hubris and dig even deeper into his bottomless bag of drop shots, preferably at the most inopportune of times.
Speaking of those drop shots, here's what Simon Barnes of The Times (London) wrote: "The manner in which a player struggles is deeply indicative of his nature and Murray believes that when in doubt, you go to the drop shot. As a point of information, when Murray is not in doubt it is because he has already played a drop shot. It is his default mechanism and it has been criticised by people in their legions. Make a note, Murray's default mechanism is stubborness."