Morning, all. By the time this post goes up, the Wimbledon Singles draws will have been published. Poster CL had this advice for the Tribe yesterday:
The TW Cupcake Draw Hotline
- If you think your fav has a cupcake draw please press #1 (This button is almost NEVER pushed)
- If you think your fav NEEDS a cupcake draw, please press #2 (Also almost never pushed)
- If you think your fav DESERVES a cupcake draw, please press #3 (Pushed so often as to nearly obilterate the 3)
- If you think cupcakes are boring, but would be in favor of bran muffins for all, please press #4
- If you think cupcakes in general are highly overated and of dubious value, please press #5
- If you would like a cup of coffee with your cupcake, please press #6
- If you would like a GE with your cupcake, please press #8. (Assuming you still can.)
- If you would like to speak to an operator, please hang up and call 1-Dead Equine. (Ask for Big Brown.)
Your Call is the daily thread specifically for the purpose of getting together on the cyber-sofa to discuss or call ongoing matches, and go off-topic if you like as well. Enjoy all tennis-related activities!
-- Andrew Burton